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Hi I'm Madison and I'm no longer in the running to become Americas Next Top Model
Posted on 19th Sep at 6:02 PM, with 65 notes

neptunain:

this guy i have a crush on made a status and tagged his gf in it that translated to “I love you like mice love rice” but mice love cheese not rice so guess what? I’m not intimidated

Posted on 19th Sep at 6:01 PM, with 18,187 notes
me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...
Posted on 19th Sep at 5:56 PM, with 703,114 notes

f-vshion:

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

👏

Posted on 19th Sep at 5:53 PM, with 111,100 notes

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

Posted on 19th Sep at 5:49 PM, with 89,946 notes
open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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Posted on 19th Sep at 5:47 PM, with 13,445 notes

suctioning:

Thanks to my Axe™ body spray and Nike™ elite socks I have over 12 GFs.

Posted on 19th Sep at 5:46 PM, with 174,378 notes

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

Posted on 19th Sep at 5:45 PM, with 13,709 notes

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:29 PM, with 145,774 notes

witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever

Posted on 18th Sep at 10:32 PM, with 87,241 notes

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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