garlic bread is fucking gross
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i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob